Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Oregon State Has a Sheep Center?

You're a football player at Oregon State.

You get pulled over for drunk driving. That's not good. You get questioned the next day about the incident. That's not fun. You remember getting pulled over, yeah, but there's one other thing you just can't seem to remember...

Oh, right. There was a sheep in your truck with you. That might have been useful to recall.

One other thing about the sheep--the 200-pound ram was part of a campus study on sheep homosexuality.

That might have been useful to recall, too.

Here's the recap:

You were pulled over for driving drunk with a potentially gay sheep in your pickup truck.

There's a country song in there somewhere.

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