I'll analyze things more in-depth a little later on, but for now, this will do.
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram is celebrating the Mavericks playoff run by dropping this cartoonish bit of garbage on its website. It's called "Cubie-Doo".
Click it and you will immediately begin regretting that decision. I hope Dwain Price had nothing to do with this, because it is just so powerfully stupid. If Mavericks wins equal more cartoons, then please please PLEASE kick their ass, Grizzlies.